MyWife: Did you put the sports bra on?
me: Why would I put a sports bra on? I know I am gaining weight, but my chest has not gotten there yet!
MyWife: Not on your chest. You need to put it around your stomach.
me: My chest?
MyWife: Yes. If you put on a sports bra around your stomach and wear it overnight, you lose at least 400 calories while your sleeping.
Must be the secret celebrity diet no one wants to talk about! ;)
