MyWife: Quick! Get a knife!
me: Why do I need a knife?
MyWife: There's 2 men by the door trying to break in
me: The bedroom door is open and there's no one there.
MyWife: Not the bedroom door. The front door.
me: You can't see the front door from bed. What are you saying?
MyWife: I'm telling you. They are there and gonna rob us blind!!
Guess the contact she forgot to take out before going to sleep afforded her X-Ray vision!
