MyWife: Stop that right now!
me: Stop what?
MyWife: Stop drinking the stir-fry sauce!
me: I'm not drinking anything.
MyWife: I'm serious. Put that down right now. Stir-fry sauce is for food, not drinking alone.
me: Why would I be drinking stir-fry sauce?
MyWife: I don't know why you would be, but please stop
me: What about Jack Daniel's BBQ Sauce?
MyWife: Just grab some orange juice if you are that thirsty!
